Leslie: No, just the bench in front of the mural.Īnn: What about like an actual meadow with wild flowers on it. Leslie: Upstairs there is this mural of wild flowers and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.Īnn: Really? It can be anywhere in the world. Leslie (to Ann, who was creating an online dating profile for Leslie): Yellow-haired female who likes waffles and news.Īnn: Sexy, well-read blonde, loves the sweeter things in life. Every child has a right to play, no matter how boring the sport. Leslie (trying to mediate between arguing soccer coaches): Apparently the girls team does not have a field assigned to them for practice, but the boys team does. Ron: Basically, Leslie, he’s selfish, and you’re not, and that’s why you don’t like him. He vacations in people’s lives, takes pictures puts them in his scrapbook and moves on. I don’t know, it’s something about the way he treats people or something. Leslie: My boyfriend is a lawyer, and he’s smart and interesting and there are a lot of things about him I really like. Ron (sitting down next to Leslie at the Senior’s Ball): Everything ok, Knope? It makes me question the whole notion of those bromance movies. If they’re not wagering their girlfriends in pool, then they’re trying to steal each other’s wives. Leslie (after confronting Ron about the fact that he wanted to ask out Tom’s ex-wife Wendy): I don’t get men. But I’m writing to sacrifice all that I’ve worked for just to put a smile on your little face. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name it would be Equality. Leslie: I’m a feminist, ok? I would never ever go to a strip club. Tom: Leslie, I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but once you go in there, you will see things you cannot unsee. Leslie: Well, drop out of school and start doing meth. Leslie (to Andy, after she decided to take Tom to a strip club to cheer him up after his divorce): You’re gonna take April home.Īpril: No, I wanna go to the Glitter Factory Guys love it when you can show them that you are better than they are at something they love. Leslie (coming along on the hunting trip that Ron wanted to do alone with the guys): I think this will be a really good bonding session for me and Ron. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. Leslie: I would like to be president someday, so no I have not smoked marijuana. Leslie: Yeah, and he’s got three crutches, and one of them is you, and the other two are crutches.Īnn: I don’t need to be here (walks off). Leslie: You just do everything your boyfriend tells you to do? Make any pancakes lately? Now we understand why you’re the first female president of the United States.Īnn (at a formal dinner for Leslie’s mom, who told Leslie to blackmail a zoning woman): I think your mom is giving you bad advice.Īnn: You just do everything your mom tells you to do? And they say President Knope, this park is awesome. Leslie: It is my dream to build a park… that I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday.
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